Larry
This is Larry. Born and raised in the snowy mountains. He has brown and white fur, he is a goat, obviously. The rest is mystery.
The Snowy Mountains
Larry The Goat was born and raised here in the snowy mountains, here is a quick picture we totally snapped of his birth place.
Denise
Denise was a lama, Larry's ex girlfriend, they broke up after Larry ate one of her yoga mats, the controversy lasted a few weeks.
Meet Larry
Larry was born in the snowy mountains, he never had parents and raised himself on tuna sandwiches and chicken hearts. He isn'ta mountain goat however, just a
Larry's Speech To The New Generation
The true importance of life is more obvious then common folk expect, because it is simply in front of one's head! Because we know time is the most important thing other then eachother! Because we together are the heart of this crooked earth, we are the light in ths seemingly endless dark tunnel, but let me tell you my friend, the future will not be dim. - Larry The Goat
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